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Alright, here we go.
You’ve just tuned into
So Gnarly Radio.
Folks - let me say
That I’m so glad you’re here.
Now let’s get a bass line
Dropped into your ear.
The lines have just opened -
I’m wanting to know
What’s making you tune into my little show.
It must be the tunes,
I try to keep the range rockin’.
From Sting-ray’s greatest hits
To the heads that are squawkin’.
Or maybe you like
That we keep things ad-free
Without you great patrons,
That just wouldn’t be.
Our budget is tight
But our beats are alright
And we keep the tunes playing
Late into the night.
Is it the news?
Is that why you turn on?
We keep things objective,
Though our opinions are strong.
We’ve got personal stories
That’ll pull your heart strings.
And some comedic acts
That’ll make you take wing.
No matter the reason,
And I assume that it’s good.
I’m glad you stopped in
To my quaint little hood.
You know it’s an honour
To have my voice heard.
And I’m truly so grateful
To each little bird.
We know I like to talk
But it’s better I listen.
So I can pick up
On the stuff I’ve been missin’.
So if you feel like it,
Yeah, if you’re inclined
Pick up your device
And then drop me a line.
Let me know what you’re thinking
What’s rad and what’s not.
Or if you’ve got news
Let me hear what you’ve got.
Until then, I’m spinning
What’s new from the past.
And the jams I’ll be jamming
Are certain to last.